It’s been all over Deadspin, so surely we’re not breaking this news, but Steven A. Smith does not want unqualified nonexperts reporting or commenting on anything over the internet. Functional illiteracy, apparently, is fine for now.
You may rest easy, however, knowing that we at InTheClutch are more than qualified. We are trained and we are experts. Warren, for instance, was Student of the Month in October 1999, Josh has had his driver’s license for almost six years, and I have a certificate of completion from having attended (and passed!) a three-hour course in forklift operation.
Dan
